In a recent development Behenji the de-facto princess of erstwhile Avadh lashed out at the pompous Royal Wedding and said she would have her own Band Baja Baraat to show what really a "Shahi" wedding is .Looking visibly disturbed at the media attention given to Kate's wedding gown Behenji said -"Who is Kate Middleton?Has she ever worn a garland of notes around her neck?? ". Holding a press conference in Bahujansamaj palace in Lucknow Behenji vowed to create a second London in Lucknow and said that Suresh Kalmadi has been given a contract to re-create Westminster Abbey in Char Bagh. Digvijay Singh however questioned this move but Behenji brushed it aside saying-"What else does he do these days apart from raising questions?".
Impressed by Amar Singh taking off his pants in front of cameras to gain attention Behenji has appointed him as the publicity-in-charge for the baraat which is expected to have 33% reservation for General Category guests. Amar Singh present along side her at the conference remarked :-"I am really honored to get this opportunity .I think I am like Steve Jobs who was fired from apple.This is like a new startup for me after being expelled from SP.Not only will I have a job now ..but I plan to have my own event planning company some day and then SP would beg me to come back".
The entire avadh administration is upbeat about the prospect of the wedding .Apparently thousands of elephants are going to be flown in from different parts of the world for the ceremony.A Special elephant 'Jumbo' is being flown in from Kaziranga as the groom would arrive on an elephant instead of a mare. Shahrukh Khan has also decided to dance at the wedding to recover money lost in KKR. .In news last in other details are still being worked out but media persons from BBC and CNN have already started pouring in to cover the event .
